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adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

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beeftony:

lindseybluth:

why are people on this damn website so obsessed with tea it’s fuckin leaf water

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beautyandterrordance:

Publicity photos of Christopher Lee on the set of Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966), via greggorysshocktheater.

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axetemptation:

57% of women find a man’s stubble to be irresistible.

57% of women love rubbing cactuses on their faces

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my favorite thing is people constantly reminding sebstan he’s in it for the rest of his life

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curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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