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incomprehensiblelentils:

#Simon’s entire existence is a you tried star

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teach-me-how-to-buggy:

geardrops:

ultracheese:

whostuck-beevee:

There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..

The Enigma of Times Square Fault.

drr…drr..drr….

I would’ve been so disappointed if that image wasn’t what I thought it was.

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lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell

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taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes

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"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."

inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

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kimpossibooty:

I was driving with my dad and we came to a fork in the road

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Retta & Ming Na: on being actors and children of immigrant parents
Retta: African parents are like that too, you guys! (wipes tears)
Ming-Na Wen: (laughs) I know, right? It's true.
Retta: I was supposed to be a neurosurgeon. Can you imagine?
Ming-Na Wen: *hugs her*
Retta: My parents are from Liberia, and Liberians are ALL about school. It's like no joke. Most of them send their kids to the States to go to school because they think that's where the best schools are, that sort of thing. And I was a math science girl, I was pre-med. I was supposed to be a neurosurgeon.
Retta: And I remember when I started doing stand up, I was like, "shit, my mother is going to be like, 'are you fucking kidding me right now?'" And I remember calling my mom and saying, "So I'm going to drive to California and do the stand up thing so I can get into TV."
Retta: And my mom-- you know she didn't freak out like I thought she was totally going to freak out--My dad freaked out. He was like, "Please get health insurance." That was his big thing, "GET HEALTH INSURANCE."
Retta: But my mom was like, "Just remember you're carrying around your father's last name. So don't embarrass him." She was like, "Do the best that you can. Don't go playing. If you're going to do it, do it." So I dropped my last name.
Retta: But God bless, because a lot of parents wouldn't...
Ming-Na Wen: You know, we have to talk. Because I dropped my stage last name Wen for the longest time when I did ER (Which, by the way, I got to tell my mom, "I got to be a doctor for 5 years.") because of same issues, fatherly things.
Ming-Na Wen: But now I have it back because I'm proud being who I was born as, and...We have so much to talk about, girl.
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askperseus-jackson:

peetaismydandilion:

bigbadwolf4755:

nowyoukno:

Learn more at nowyoukno.com

Will Smith actually got younger

Erm Hugh jackman 

now:

9 years ago:

you guys are forgetting the most important one though

24 years ago:

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Now:

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